Post by GoVoysGo on Oct 24, 2014 0:37:04 GMT -5
Milan Lucic Eaten Alive By Everglades Crocodile
TFHN - Daniel Ronel, Oct. 24
Fort Myers, FL • During a recent road trip to Florida (where the Milwaukee Blizzard will square off against the Florida Panthers and Tampa Bay Lightning), Milwaukee winger/a**hole Milan Lucic spent his day off at the Everglades. There, he was eaten alive by a crocodile.
Sadly, the crocodile hated the taste of waste-of-a-human, and immediately spat him back out. Even worse, Lucic sustained no major injuries, with only a scratch on his right wrist to show for it, and should not miss any playing time due to injuries.
Upon learning this from hospital staff, Milwaukee owner Shmuel Kantor was furious. He specifically made it clear that the players could not go out of town on the day off. "He completely disregarded what I had told him, and upon confronting him afterwards, he was rude and argumentative. I was shocked. It was out of character completely. He will be sitting out our next game in Tampa."
While the rest of us surely collectively rolled our eyes at the second last sentence, Kantor remains clueless as to what a classless a** Lucic really is.