Post by adamstier13 on Dec 3, 2014 10:59:42 GMT -5
The Players That Just Bring Your Team Down!
TFHN-Adam Stier, Dec 3rd
Grand Rapids, MI- since we dish out the usual MVPs and Reason(s) for hope on a weekly basis. I thought it would be a good idea to make the LVPs (Least Valuable Player) for each team. These awards will occur once every month or two. The first 3 teams are the top 3 teams in the league right now according to the PR and ESPN standings.
#1 HAMILTON HUSKIES (4) 6-2
LVP(s): Dustin Byfuglien
Jason Pominville
You fucked up Sharvit, and yes, I do swear a lot. You screwed yourself way to deep into a black whole. You could have traded Buf to Stier for a solid deal! But instead you decided to keep that fucker and he is doing shit now. He is so bad at Hockey it is not even funny. He is so fat the guy can barely move faster than the San Jose Sharks. Somehow he is still averaging slightly above 3 points a game. Perhaps he should invest in a personal trainer than investing in McDonalds. (Seriously, he made that company so much money, have you seen his stomach??) You seem to not give up on that FAT FUCK called Buf and I praise you for that because he is so shit. In fact, when I go to take a shit, I see that brown stuff in my toilet and I automatically know its Byfuglien because you know… HES SHIT! Trade his ass to anyone right now for literally anything. It will feel like a weight as been lifted on your shoulder. Literally, he weighs way too much to be an NHLer. This one is gonna be really good, because it gives me ANOTHER reason to LAUGH in your face. Jason Pominville at least doesn’t weigh more than Dustin Byfuglien, hes got that going for him, but he is an absolute duster! (Pominville that is) Hey Sharvit, how was it you got your LVP in a trade. OH YEAH, YOU TRADED FILIP FORSBERG FOR HIM. FILIP FORSBERG! HAHAHAHAHA. Forsberg has more points in one game than Pominville like, throughout his entire CAREER, BECAUSE HE IS SO BAD. There were a few other shitty players in contention for your LVP(s). But you traded FILIP FORSBERG. WHO IS ABSOLUTELY UNREAL! AND IN RETURN FOR HIM….. THE ONE AND ONLY…. Jason Pominville
You should expect a point per game out of Pominville to at least make this trade SEMI FAIR. You seem to always have depth sharvit, but yet, you have Jason Pominville AND FAT BUF on your roster. Your idea with trends aint working out for ya buddy. Trade these two fucks for anything as long as they get off your roster ASAP!
#2 GRAND RAPIDS GOATS (1) 6-2
LVP(s): Jonathan Drouin
Jarome Iginla
Oh Grand Rapids, you like some of the other owners have a very good team, but these LVP(s) were pretty easy to pick. Every time Jonathan Drouin plays is about to lace up the skates, owner Adam Stier is questioned about his play and Stier always and I mean ALWAYS REPLIES… “Maybe he will play with Stamkos on the first line”. Well guess what, he aint playing on the first line with Stamkos, perhaps later on in the season and than hopefully wont be on this list of players that bring your team down. I have to be honest, Drouin has more speed and skill than anyone on this list, but he does not put up any points. The worst thing IS THAT HE AVERAGES LESS THAN 2 POINTS PER GAME. CMON, EVEN THE SAN JOSE SHARKS COULD GET 2 POINTS A GAME (Maybe on a rare occasion but you catch my drift). Trade him while people still think that there is hope for this fucker (Lets be real, there aint any hope at all). Now this other choices for Mr. Stier’s Least Valuable Player were a fairly easy choice. Jarome Iginla was YOUR 2ND ROUND PICK! And I laugh at you for the pick because you thought the Avalanche would actually do well (hahaha you were so wrong its not even funny) Again like Drouin, you still have faith in Iginla and I praise you for your incredible patience. But the time has come to see the sun shine on a dog’s ass again. Drop Iginla for someone who actually averages the same as the AVERAGE FUCKING PLAYER BECAUSE JAROME IGINLA IS WAY SHITTIER THAN AVERAGE. There is one good thing about Jarome Iginla that maybe you should not drop him just yet. He does have more playoff experience than the entire San Jose Sharks roster. (Than again, who doesn’t have more playoff experience than the Sharks) Looking at his Trends, he always shows up in the 2nd half of every season so maybe come March you should pick him up again if you take my advice and drop his sorry ass right now (He is Canadian so he would 100% be sorry).
#3 RED DEER BLADES (2) 5-3
LVP(s): Jeff Skinner
Bryan Little
Mark Korodetz made this choice a very difficult due to the amazing amount of depth on his team. But like any fantasy team ever, there’s always a shitty ass player or two. I had the perfect plan for his LVP(s) but he decided to drop(In My Opinion) his worst player in Ryan O’Reilly so I give you much respect for finally pulling the plug on that tool of a hockey player. In this case, Jeff Skinner is your least valuable player sir. At the draft party in Grand Rapids, where all the owners got together to draft, Korodetz panicked when he had barely any time left to pick with his 5th overall first round pick. He then took Jeff Skinner, and got lots of complements for the pick. But Im sorry my friend, that pick did not turn out as many of us expected, Skinner is averaging less than 3 points a game competing against the shittiest roster players. I think you should trade Mr. Skinner to a team that is all about trends (Sharvit, cause that’s all he does), and also get a nice return for him. He is showing me glimpses of the shitty play that San Jose Sharks provided us games 4-7 in the first round of the playoffs. But at least I have more confidence in Jeff Skinner than the San Jose Sharks (But than again, who has confidence for the San Jose Sharks). You also seem to believe lots in Bryan little, sorry no one else in the league does though. He is just your typical player that brings your team down. But the worst thing is, I ALMOST DIDN’T HAVE TO GIVE YOU SHIT ABOUT HAVING BRYAN LITTLE ON YOUR TEAM BECAUSE YOU DROPED HIM……. AND THAN YOU PICKED HIM AGAIN. Save yourself the trouble and drop his sorry ass right now. There are a lot of high end free agents will produce more than your Bryan Humungous Big (If there were women available in FA that would be the greatest thing ever because they can produce way more than any man ever could). Like I always say, trade him (to you know who, he makes so many bad trades) and see if it works out!
TFHN-Adam Stier, Dec 3rd
Grand Rapids, MI- since we dish out the usual MVPs and Reason(s) for hope on a weekly basis. I thought it would be a good idea to make the LVPs (Least Valuable Player) for each team. These awards will occur once every month or two. The first 3 teams are the top 3 teams in the league right now according to the PR and ESPN standings.
#1 HAMILTON HUSKIES (4) 6-2
LVP(s): Dustin Byfuglien
Jason Pominville
You fucked up Sharvit, and yes, I do swear a lot. You screwed yourself way to deep into a black whole. You could have traded Buf to Stier for a solid deal! But instead you decided to keep that fucker and he is doing shit now. He is so bad at Hockey it is not even funny. He is so fat the guy can barely move faster than the San Jose Sharks. Somehow he is still averaging slightly above 3 points a game. Perhaps he should invest in a personal trainer than investing in McDonalds. (Seriously, he made that company so much money, have you seen his stomach??) You seem to not give up on that FAT FUCK called Buf and I praise you for that because he is so shit. In fact, when I go to take a shit, I see that brown stuff in my toilet and I automatically know its Byfuglien because you know… HES SHIT! Trade his ass to anyone right now for literally anything. It will feel like a weight as been lifted on your shoulder. Literally, he weighs way too much to be an NHLer. This one is gonna be really good, because it gives me ANOTHER reason to LAUGH in your face. Jason Pominville at least doesn’t weigh more than Dustin Byfuglien, hes got that going for him, but he is an absolute duster! (Pominville that is) Hey Sharvit, how was it you got your LVP in a trade. OH YEAH, YOU TRADED FILIP FORSBERG FOR HIM. FILIP FORSBERG! HAHAHAHAHA. Forsberg has more points in one game than Pominville like, throughout his entire CAREER, BECAUSE HE IS SO BAD. There were a few other shitty players in contention for your LVP(s). But you traded FILIP FORSBERG. WHO IS ABSOLUTELY UNREAL! AND IN RETURN FOR HIM….. THE ONE AND ONLY…. Jason Pominville
You should expect a point per game out of Pominville to at least make this trade SEMI FAIR. You seem to always have depth sharvit, but yet, you have Jason Pominville AND FAT BUF on your roster. Your idea with trends aint working out for ya buddy. Trade these two fucks for anything as long as they get off your roster ASAP!
#2 GRAND RAPIDS GOATS (1) 6-2
LVP(s): Jonathan Drouin
Jarome Iginla
Oh Grand Rapids, you like some of the other owners have a very good team, but these LVP(s) were pretty easy to pick. Every time Jonathan Drouin plays is about to lace up the skates, owner Adam Stier is questioned about his play and Stier always and I mean ALWAYS REPLIES… “Maybe he will play with Stamkos on the first line”. Well guess what, he aint playing on the first line with Stamkos, perhaps later on in the season and than hopefully wont be on this list of players that bring your team down. I have to be honest, Drouin has more speed and skill than anyone on this list, but he does not put up any points. The worst thing IS THAT HE AVERAGES LESS THAN 2 POINTS PER GAME. CMON, EVEN THE SAN JOSE SHARKS COULD GET 2 POINTS A GAME (Maybe on a rare occasion but you catch my drift). Trade him while people still think that there is hope for this fucker (Lets be real, there aint any hope at all). Now this other choices for Mr. Stier’s Least Valuable Player were a fairly easy choice. Jarome Iginla was YOUR 2ND ROUND PICK! And I laugh at you for the pick because you thought the Avalanche would actually do well (hahaha you were so wrong its not even funny) Again like Drouin, you still have faith in Iginla and I praise you for your incredible patience. But the time has come to see the sun shine on a dog’s ass again. Drop Iginla for someone who actually averages the same as the AVERAGE FUCKING PLAYER BECAUSE JAROME IGINLA IS WAY SHITTIER THAN AVERAGE. There is one good thing about Jarome Iginla that maybe you should not drop him just yet. He does have more playoff experience than the entire San Jose Sharks roster. (Than again, who doesn’t have more playoff experience than the Sharks) Looking at his Trends, he always shows up in the 2nd half of every season so maybe come March you should pick him up again if you take my advice and drop his sorry ass right now (He is Canadian so he would 100% be sorry).
#3 RED DEER BLADES (2) 5-3
LVP(s): Jeff Skinner
Bryan Little
Mark Korodetz made this choice a very difficult due to the amazing amount of depth on his team. But like any fantasy team ever, there’s always a shitty ass player or two. I had the perfect plan for his LVP(s) but he decided to drop(In My Opinion) his worst player in Ryan O’Reilly so I give you much respect for finally pulling the plug on that tool of a hockey player. In this case, Jeff Skinner is your least valuable player sir. At the draft party in Grand Rapids, where all the owners got together to draft, Korodetz panicked when he had barely any time left to pick with his 5th overall first round pick. He then took Jeff Skinner, and got lots of complements for the pick. But Im sorry my friend, that pick did not turn out as many of us expected, Skinner is averaging less than 3 points a game competing against the shittiest roster players. I think you should trade Mr. Skinner to a team that is all about trends (Sharvit, cause that’s all he does), and also get a nice return for him. He is showing me glimpses of the shitty play that San Jose Sharks provided us games 4-7 in the first round of the playoffs. But at least I have more confidence in Jeff Skinner than the San Jose Sharks (But than again, who has confidence for the San Jose Sharks). You also seem to believe lots in Bryan little, sorry no one else in the league does though. He is just your typical player that brings your team down. But the worst thing is, I ALMOST DIDN’T HAVE TO GIVE YOU SHIT ABOUT HAVING BRYAN LITTLE ON YOUR TEAM BECAUSE YOU DROPED HIM……. AND THAN YOU PICKED HIM AGAIN. Save yourself the trouble and drop his sorry ass right now. There are a lot of high end free agents will produce more than your Bryan Humungous Big (If there were women available in FA that would be the greatest thing ever because they can produce way more than any man ever could). Like I always say, trade him (to you know who, he makes so many bad trades) and see if it works out!