Post by adamstier13 on Dec 3, 2014 0:26:00 GMT -5
The Players That Just Bring Your Team Down!
(The Shitty players addition)
TFHN-Adam Stier, Dec 3rd
Grand Rapids, MI- since we dish out the usual MVPs and Reason(s) for hope on a weekly basis. I thought it would be a good idea to make the LVPs (Least Valuable Player) for each team. These awards will occur once every month or two. The first 3 teams are the bottom 3 teams in the league right now according to the PR and ESPN standings
#4 MILWAUKEE BLIZZARDS (3) 3-5
LVP(s): Trevor Daley
Milan Lucic
Milwaukee has been thrilled with the production from the majority of his boys this week. He even offered for Grand Rapids Coach Daryl Stutter to attend his weekly training camp. But I said the majority of his boys are doing well, not all. Trevor Daley was a good pickup on the night he pretty much got all of his points on the season. He is being replaced by the likes of Jason Demers, John Klingberg, and others. If you are looking for the bitch that plays with Seguin and Benn on the PP, it aint Daley, that’s for sure! He aint that good bro, nuff said, do what ever you can to get someone better than him on your roster, that’s my tip to you my friend. Or perhaps pick up Demers or Klingberg (but Stier beat you to it on Klingberg) but Demers is in FA so give it a shot. Now speaking of shots, this leads me to your 2nd least valuable player so far this year. This man (he acts like hes 12) is named Milan Lucic. Lucic takes all kind of shots, whether they are on net, or whether they are to eliminate the grand children of Alexi Emelin and Brendan Smith. This man is hated all across the league as you do. Having this kind of player makes us wonder who would have the biggest Jack Ass in the show. Seriously, whos tries to chop someone’s nuts off! Its not cool!! It makes me wonder if Lucic was bullied when he was younger because this is unacceptable. Regardless, the bruins are not going to have nearly as good a year as they had last year so you may as well drop him and I guarantee no one will pick him up (Maybe that new owner of the Diamonds, I hear he has all sorts of wild antics) Just stay away from the not chopper and you may have grand children! The one benefit of Lucic playing on Boston is that he does not have to play for the San Jose Sharks! Seriously who would want to play for those chokers.
#5 DALLAS DIAMONDS (6) 2-6
LVP(s):Brad Marchand
Scotty Hartnell
Now this was a bit of a toughie. The Dallas Diamonds have been showing us all season that without depth, you can’t win! As proven with his 2-6 record (Could have been 3-5 but you didn’t beat me!! Hahahahha) Due to depth issues on the diamonds roster, this was very hard to pick and choose, but I did anyway. Im sorry, Brad Marchand is just a waste of space! Not only is he just shit at everything, but he makes the Bruins even more GABBAGE. That nose of his is just so ugly; I don’t know why anyone would ever take him seriously. I do remember in years past Marchand was putting up decent points, but has regressed over the past couple of years. I would suggest dropping his sorry ass (I apologize, Marchand is never sorry) for someone who at least doesn’t have a nose the size of Manhattan. I would highly recommend trading Marchand to one of the biggest idiots in the league. But you already own him so I guess you’re stuck with him! Now with the addition of a 2nd Least Valuable Player, this one was also tough to pick, so I decided on Scotty Hartnell. You seemed to be happy with production at one point in the season. Perhaps that occurred when your team had the slightest hope for a playoff birth. I do not remember the last time that he registered a point. Perhaps it was the last time the Sharks won a hockey game on home ice? Regardless, he isn’t even playing on the top line in Columbus. Actually he is but he is way too shit to even get a point. I do not recommend you to trade him because no one will give you the right market value. Also, keep him cause hes got the nicest flow in the league. Once he gets a haircut, then drop him forsure!
#6 SEATTLE BLAZERS (5) 2-6
LVP(s): Andrej Sekera
The Edmonton Oilers (Taylor Hall, Ryan Nugent Hopkins, and Jordan Eberle)
Boy o Boy, I sure as hell feel bad for Mr. Sekera. Not only is he the LEAST VALUABLE PLAYER ON A TEAM. BUT THE SHITTIEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE. As well as his NHL team is super shit as well. The time has come Ronel, you gotta step up your game and say bye bye to some of your dusters! I mean, Sekera is almost as shit AS THE SAN JOSE SHARKS WERE IN THE PLAYOFFS. I see plenty of other players in FA that will do better than him. My tip to you sir is try to trade him to someone in need of a dman (Have you seen some of the trades these guys have made). Now I know there should be only 2 LVPs per team, but The Edmonton Oilers may as well count as one, and you know why? CAUSE THEY ARE ALL SHIT! Seriously, those Oilers are so bad, you have your captain calling everyone out on national TV calling the team a JOKE. Hall-Nuge-Eberle are the cream of the crop of the oilers and these guys need to step it up. Mr. Ronel, I wish you trade these fuckers because they are so shit. I also have one more thing to say, HOW MANY FUCKING FIRST ROUND FUCKING DRAFT PICKS IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET THE OILERS INTO THE PLAYOFFS.
The one positive we can make out from this is a game. It’s called who will reach their certain milestone first?
The San Jose Sharks winning A Stanley cup... Or the Edmonton Oilers ACTUALLY MAKING THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS!
Only time will tell but it will be a fun game to watch indeed.
(The Shitty players addition)
TFHN-Adam Stier, Dec 3rd
Grand Rapids, MI- since we dish out the usual MVPs and Reason(s) for hope on a weekly basis. I thought it would be a good idea to make the LVPs (Least Valuable Player) for each team. These awards will occur once every month or two. The first 3 teams are the bottom 3 teams in the league right now according to the PR and ESPN standings
#4 MILWAUKEE BLIZZARDS (3) 3-5
LVP(s): Trevor Daley
Milan Lucic
Milwaukee has been thrilled with the production from the majority of his boys this week. He even offered for Grand Rapids Coach Daryl Stutter to attend his weekly training camp. But I said the majority of his boys are doing well, not all. Trevor Daley was a good pickup on the night he pretty much got all of his points on the season. He is being replaced by the likes of Jason Demers, John Klingberg, and others. If you are looking for the bitch that plays with Seguin and Benn on the PP, it aint Daley, that’s for sure! He aint that good bro, nuff said, do what ever you can to get someone better than him on your roster, that’s my tip to you my friend. Or perhaps pick up Demers or Klingberg (but Stier beat you to it on Klingberg) but Demers is in FA so give it a shot. Now speaking of shots, this leads me to your 2nd least valuable player so far this year. This man (he acts like hes 12) is named Milan Lucic. Lucic takes all kind of shots, whether they are on net, or whether they are to eliminate the grand children of Alexi Emelin and Brendan Smith. This man is hated all across the league as you do. Having this kind of player makes us wonder who would have the biggest Jack Ass in the show. Seriously, whos tries to chop someone’s nuts off! Its not cool!! It makes me wonder if Lucic was bullied when he was younger because this is unacceptable. Regardless, the bruins are not going to have nearly as good a year as they had last year so you may as well drop him and I guarantee no one will pick him up (Maybe that new owner of the Diamonds, I hear he has all sorts of wild antics) Just stay away from the not chopper and you may have grand children! The one benefit of Lucic playing on Boston is that he does not have to play for the San Jose Sharks! Seriously who would want to play for those chokers.
#5 DALLAS DIAMONDS (6) 2-6
LVP(s):Brad Marchand
Scotty Hartnell
Now this was a bit of a toughie. The Dallas Diamonds have been showing us all season that without depth, you can’t win! As proven with his 2-6 record (Could have been 3-5 but you didn’t beat me!! Hahahahha) Due to depth issues on the diamonds roster, this was very hard to pick and choose, but I did anyway. Im sorry, Brad Marchand is just a waste of space! Not only is he just shit at everything, but he makes the Bruins even more GABBAGE. That nose of his is just so ugly; I don’t know why anyone would ever take him seriously. I do remember in years past Marchand was putting up decent points, but has regressed over the past couple of years. I would suggest dropping his sorry ass (I apologize, Marchand is never sorry) for someone who at least doesn’t have a nose the size of Manhattan. I would highly recommend trading Marchand to one of the biggest idiots in the league. But you already own him so I guess you’re stuck with him! Now with the addition of a 2nd Least Valuable Player, this one was also tough to pick, so I decided on Scotty Hartnell. You seemed to be happy with production at one point in the season. Perhaps that occurred when your team had the slightest hope for a playoff birth. I do not remember the last time that he registered a point. Perhaps it was the last time the Sharks won a hockey game on home ice? Regardless, he isn’t even playing on the top line in Columbus. Actually he is but he is way too shit to even get a point. I do not recommend you to trade him because no one will give you the right market value. Also, keep him cause hes got the nicest flow in the league. Once he gets a haircut, then drop him forsure!
#6 SEATTLE BLAZERS (5) 2-6
LVP(s): Andrej Sekera
The Edmonton Oilers (Taylor Hall, Ryan Nugent Hopkins, and Jordan Eberle)
Boy o Boy, I sure as hell feel bad for Mr. Sekera. Not only is he the LEAST VALUABLE PLAYER ON A TEAM. BUT THE SHITTIEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE. As well as his NHL team is super shit as well. The time has come Ronel, you gotta step up your game and say bye bye to some of your dusters! I mean, Sekera is almost as shit AS THE SAN JOSE SHARKS WERE IN THE PLAYOFFS. I see plenty of other players in FA that will do better than him. My tip to you sir is try to trade him to someone in need of a dman (Have you seen some of the trades these guys have made). Now I know there should be only 2 LVPs per team, but The Edmonton Oilers may as well count as one, and you know why? CAUSE THEY ARE ALL SHIT! Seriously, those Oilers are so bad, you have your captain calling everyone out on national TV calling the team a JOKE. Hall-Nuge-Eberle are the cream of the crop of the oilers and these guys need to step it up. Mr. Ronel, I wish you trade these fuckers because they are so shit. I also have one more thing to say, HOW MANY FUCKING FIRST ROUND FUCKING DRAFT PICKS IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET THE OILERS INTO THE PLAYOFFS.
The one positive we can make out from this is a game. It’s called who will reach their certain milestone first?
The San Jose Sharks winning A Stanley cup... Or the Edmonton Oilers ACTUALLY MAKING THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS!
Only time will tell but it will be a fun game to watch indeed.